2)       Creating Controversies
3)       The Academic Forum
5)       Killing the Vagina Monologues
6)       Running with ROTC Students
7)       Creating a family friendly atmosphere
8)       Groundbreaking Ceremonies for new buildings
9)       Killing the Gay Film Festival
10)   Bill Kirk
11)   Premature Contract Extensions
12)   Academic Freedom (sort of)
13)   Calling ND a ‘research institution’
14)   Sustaining  the city of South Bend
15)   Fr. Malloy (for being an easy act to follow)
*Fr. Jenkins AND the University Administration


HAHAHA this is one of the best ones yet!
ReplyDeleteI love #14
ReplyDeleteHe calls it a research institution because under the Carnegie Classification System for universities, Notre Dame IS a research institution.
ReplyDeleteotherwise, hilarious.
Love it. Would change #13 to Fr. Jenkin's obsession with turning ND into an Ivy League...
ReplyDelete#16 smiling ALL the time... perhaps in a bid to deflect attention from the dark and troubling thoughts circling behind those loving fatherly eyes
ReplyDeletei am an ROTC kid and he did go on a ton of runs with us. pretty cool guy.
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